[MBTI] INTP의 5 타입

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gr맞게 잉구리시로 돼 있는데, 대충 이런 타입으로 나뉘어진다고 함.

 

1) 자유주의적 루저 : 정치나 사회에 불만 많지만, 열등한 감정기능 조절이 안돼, 지나치게 흥분하여 특유의 논리도 좀 흐려진 liberal loser (주로 트위터 같은데서 논쟁하는데 약간 지나치게 흥분하면서 까는 시니컬한 인간들)

 

2) 상위 nerd계 : 타고 나기를 너무 잘나서 순수 엘리트 코스 걸어온 (얼마 안 되는) INTP들인데, 보통 일만 죽어라 파고 있음. 이들의 배우자는 이들 몰래 정상인과 교제 중이지만 이들은 결코 눈치 못 챔.

 

3) 전형적 Nerd계: 2와 비슷한데 그냥 서민으로 태어난 경우. 성적 매력 따위는 없다시피하고, 프로그래머나 컴퓨터 관련 일을 하는 경우가 많으며, 매트릭스나 배틀스타갈락티카 이런 소재가 아니면 타인과 대화가 안 됨

 

4) 종교 광신계 : 어릴때부터 괴롭힘 받거나 해서 마음의 상처로 인해서인지, 종교적으로 빠진 애들로, 종교계 논쟁으로는 이들을 이길자가 없게 됨

 

5) 시니컬 리얼리스트 : 위 INTP들과는 달리 잘 놀고 잘 적응하는 것 같은데, 근본적 허무주의자로 지식, 경험 재미 추구에만 몰두.

 

 

그런데, 내가 ENTP가 아닌 INTP라고 가정한다면, 이 5번타입과 상당히 비슷하넹. 시니컬 리얼리스트ㄷㄷ

 

 

 

 

5번 : 시니컬 리얼리스트

이 타입의 INTP는 지식, 경험, 재미를 얻을 때를 제외하고는 자신이 세상의 일부라고 생각하지 않는다. 그들은 세상이 하나의 커다란 농담이라고 인식하며 가끔 이 사실에 웃어야 할지 울어야 할지 의문하지만 대체로 삶은 지옥. 이들은 냉소적이고 재미 있는 사람들로 세계여행자이며 어떤 환경에도 뒤섞여 적응할 수 있는 능력이 있으며, 원나잇스딴드를 많이 하는 경향이 있다. 대체로 교육수준이 높지만 그에 비해 쓸데 없고 무가치한 일을 한다. 왜냐하면 주변사람들이 얘네의 가치를 못 알아보기 때문이며, 그들 자신도 딱히 승진하기 위한 아첨을 할 필요를 못 느끼기 때문이다. 이들은 거리의 철학자이고 시인이며 문필가이며 잡 지혜와 지식의 원천이다. 악기를 여러개 다루기도 하며 타 INTP와는 달리 대체로 쿨하고 섹시하게 잘 꾸미고 다닌다(일반적 INTP는 잘 안 꾸미는 경향이 있다능...). 경험도 넓고 지식도 깊으며 관찰력도 뛰어나며 이성과의 하룻밤이 매우 잦다. (타 INTP와 달리) 정기적으로 잘 씻고 옷도 편하면서 크게 요란하지 않으면서도 잘 꾸미고 다니는 편이라, 이성에게 점수도 잘 따는 편이다. 이들의 집은 정리가 안 돼 있는데, 사실 조직적인 흐트러짐이라고 할 수 있는 것이, 침대에서 문까지 왔다갔다 하는데 방해 없이 편하게 배열돼 있다. 나가서 술 마시고 사교하고 쎄쎼쎽쓔하는 것을 좋아한다.

 

 

섹스 탐닉 빼고는 거의 다 비슷함. 아 악기 여러 가지 연주하는 것도 내가 못 하는 거네. 이건 사실 배우고는 싶었지만 기회가 없었으니까...

그런데 사실 문화적 환경이 달랐다면, 아마 저 둘 다 맞았을 수도 있겠지.

 

특히 삶은 지옥이고 세상은 하나의 커다란 농담이라서 가끔은 웃어야 할지 울어야 할지 모르겠음.. 부분에서 깜짝 놀람. 그냥 이건 내 평소 생각을 정확하게 표현하고 있어서. 지식, 경험, 재미를 얻을 때를 제외하고 세상이 나와 괴리돼 있다고 느끼는 것도 상당히 일치함....

조직적인 흐트러짐 부분도 좀 비슷함. 무질서하게 보일 수 있는데 내 나름대로는 체계를 갖고 배열한 것일 때도 많음 -_-; 그래서 가끔 이것을 J적 성향으로 착각할 때도 있음. (P만점임에도)

암튼 저런 애들도 INTP였구나 ㄷㄷㄷ 다른 인티피와는 전혀 다르네. 아마도 이들이, 자신들이 감정형이라고 생각하는 그런 타입일 듯.

내가 E와 I 양쪽을 다 오가긴 하는데, 이 설명으로만 보면 INTP도 상당한 일치... ㄷㄷㄷ

 

 

 

 

 

5 subtypes of INTP

 

 

1) Liberal Loser:
This INTP subtype tends to let an overwhelming sense of social injustice often due to their inability to control their immature feelings cloud their logic. Too much weed, or not enough, smoked at the peace rallies they attend with their overwhelmingly illogical SP soul mates typically add to the feelings of social injustice. They tend to rationalize everything around them in black and whites and gross generalities, by spouting off cliches and urban myths as fact. They are the classic pseudo intellectual, who look for social injustices in the way that INTPs are generally thought to look for facts, and are always ready to spout off why something is bad or wrong based upon one of their illogical findings, which they consider "conventional wisdom" or "common sense". Unfortunately, as an INTP, they don't actually do anything about it, just complain about it on groups such as the INTPopen.

2) Golden Boy (or girl):
This INTP subtype is as rare to see as a baby pigeon, as they tend to be physics professors, philosophy professors, professional programmers for prestigious universities or international companies, or as government analysts for the CIA and NSA. They are rarely seen, but when they are, it is typically due to personal issues that they need to whine about on internet lists, such as "my wife is a crazy bitch" or "I have no friends, I want someone to love me". They tend to be blind to the plight of their lesser INTP brethren because they have been given a golden spoon, accelerated classes in grade school, honors classes in high school, and full scholarships to MIT and Princeton. They tend to be very strange, as they are successful enough to not know or care how to bathe or take care of themselves, and tend to dress very poorly, and are incapable of brushing their hair. They tend to marry the first woman who lays them in their late 20's or early 30's, but eventually end up with their wives cheating on them with their more "normal" colleagues in the Business Administration department, but never tend to notice anyway, because they are too busy and engrossed in their esoteric work for any human activities.

3) Classic Nerds:
Similar to golden boys without the golden spoons, they tend to be intelligent, yet utterly incapable of holding a jargon free conversation. Most normal humans are incapable of communication with them outside of topics such as Star Trek, role-playing games, or the latest Matrix movie. To most, they appear asexual (and tend to BE asexual). They tend to get low level programming jobs, teach computer science at the local community college, or unemployed creating annoying email viruses while living in their parent's basement in a rat-hole filled with moldy pizza and empty potato chip bags. If they find a woman at all, it tends to be in their late 20's to mid 30's, when they realize that the odd human mating rituals involve things such as bathing and clean laundry, however, fortunately, they tend to attract others of the same subtype for mating – greasy overweight slobs, or Auschwitz-skinny freaks with coke bottle glasses, and can easily be spotted together with dyed black hair, wearing matching "Card Captor Sakura" t-shirts while browsing the latest additions to the anime section at blockbuster, while talking about their latest goth festival or roll playing gathering.

4) Religious Fanatic:
This type has given internal logic up for the external imposition of logic. This is usually due to severe bullying and ridicule as a child, which causes this INTP to be crushed to an empty shell – the perfect vessel for religion. These INTPs have no need for mere objective logic; they become masters of their religion, able to counter any argument logically within the confines of said religion. They accept the tenets and scriptures on "faith", and then feed it into their pool of logic. This type of INTP is incapable of losing an argument as they can creatively invent new logic off of old ideas. If their religion tells them the sun is a big chocolate square, they WILL FIND A WAY to deflect any argument that points out that the sun, in fact, is not a big chocolate square at all. The easiest way to end a debate with this type is "you are right" (due to the fact that they are incapable of being wrong, as that would require more pages of the dead sea scrolls which have yet to turn up).

5) Cynical Realist:
This type of INTP has seen the world, and realized that they want no part of it, except where they can get knowledge, experience, and entertainment from it. They see life for what it is, a big cosmic joke, and often wonder if they should laugh or cry, but otherwise just say the hell with it, and go get laid. They tend to be sarcastic and funny, are world travelers, and can blend in to any environment, and they tend to get laid a lot. They also tend to be fairly well educated, yet stuck in worthless and meaningless jobs, both because the people around them are idiots and because they don't have the mindless compulsion to kiss ass to move up in life. They are the street philosopher, the beat poet, the writers, and fountains of knowledge and wisdom. They tend to play multiple instruments, and just generally look cool and sexy. Their experience is as wide as their knowledge is deep, and tend to be very observant, and get laid a whole lot. They shower regularly, dress well yet comfortably, tend to be sexy in a low key sort of way, and tend to score easily with members of the opposite sex. Although their living quarters tend to appear disorganized, it is an organized disorganization, arranged in such a way as to be easy to get from the bed to the door, and back without interruption. This subtype also tends to like to party, likes to go out for drinks, can get along with pretty much anyone, and tends to get laid more than any other subtype of INTP.